If you love dogs, I suggest you not read this post because it's all about why I don't like dogs. You might think I'm awful. :) However, I've included some pretty cute pictures of these little varmints.

I was taking my kids for a walk to the Library the other day and at least 5 times I was very rudely barked at by some obnoxious, ugly beast of a dog as we quietly strolled past their houses. Every time Marisa cried from the scare and by the time we made it home I wanted to shoot them all.
I guess my dislike for dogs is actually partially a dislike for poor dog owners. Granted, when we had dogs when I was growing up, we weren't the best. Cruiser barked at obnoxious times, but we kept him in the back yard where he would stay away from unsuspecting passers by.

Here is my list of why I don't like them:
1. They stink! All but the smallest dogs will make your back yard smell SO bad. A house in our neighborhood had ONE dog for a year and their back yard still smells bad enough that you want to hold your breath as you walk past. Your yard becomes a war zone of dog bombs. Their fur is smelly too..... wet dog..... barf!
2. They are loud. Even the smallest dogs just don't stop barking!!! There are at least 10 dogs out of 16 houses in our neighborhood. There is very few times in the day that there isn't a dog barking endlessly for no reason at all. Every time I go outside when the neighbors tiny little wiener dog is out, I get barked at like I'm harassing the thing. I'M JUST THROWING OUT THE GARBAGE! the little pest.
3. All you want to do is go visiting someone and you get barked at like your robbing the place. Then you get sniffed like your being searched for drugs and then you won't be left alone. And you feel like you can't let your kids down because heaven knows what is on the floor.
4. Have any of you seen what a dog will do if it doesn't get enough attention? Just watch Americas Funniest Videos. They will seriously destroy your house.
5. Too much like having a child without the rewards (in my opinion anyway). Clean up after, teach, train, punish, praise.... and what do they do in return... Run away at the first chance, destroy your house and yard. Obviously make it impossible to go ANYWHERE without them (because they are in just about every other car at walmart), yet there are very few places they are appreciated. And once they finally get to the point where they are well trained and loyal, they go and die.

6. Have you all seen the bit on Seinfeld? here is the quote: I agree 100%!
"On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?"
EXACTLY... who wants to do this???? Obviously it's worth it to many people, or you are one of these "Bad dog owners" that I referred to earlier and you leave it my yard, or the park for me to step on unsuspectingly or even worse... Right in the middle of the sidewalk where Roman rolls over it with his bike and then our garage stinks for days.
I'm sure there is more.... but these are my top 6 reasons why I don't like dogs. Now in attempt to maintain the friendship of those of you who do like dogs. I will tell you that I will not hate a good dog.
If the dog doesn't sniff, bark at, jump on, or attack me for no reason whatsoever. If they are well behaved and well trained. If they are well kept ie. groomed and cleaned up after. Then... and only then will I admit that I like a dog. But for the most part... I am a Cat person. :)